★★★★☆
Horrible Histories delivers yet another educational and riotously funny production with Horrible Christmas at the stunning Alexandra Palace Theatre. Combining history, slapstick humor, and pantomime magic, this show is a perfect festive outing for families, blending historical facts with jokes that appeal to younger audiences.
The story follows Watson, a determined young boy, and detective Shirley Holmes (cue the Sherlock puns) as they embark on a whirlwind time-traveling adventure. Their mission: to stop the conniving Sidney Claus, a villain set on ruining Christmas for generations past, present, and future.
Along the way, the audience is treated to encounters with historical figures, from Henry VIII (as boisterous as ever) to Charles Dickens and even the man himself, St. Nicholas. While the educational aspects are cleverly wrapped in humor, it’s this madcap journey through Christmas past that truly shines.
The production thrives on Horrible Histories’ signature style. The humor hits its mark consistently, from groan-worthy puns and alliterations to timeless crowd-pleasers including comic sound effects, which kept the kids awake and entertained. Adults, meanwhile, enjoyed the topical jokes and double entendres peppered throughout. It’s pantomime-meets-classroom with all the cheekiness you’d expect—and it works brilliantly.
Special mention goes to Neal Foster (who also directs), whose versatile comic timing and energetic portrayals of various historical figures stole the show. His turn as a rapping, bling-loving Charles II was both hilarious and surprisingly informative. Equally impressive was Benedict Martin as Sidney Claus, who balanced villainy with over-the-top slapstick that was a hit with the kids.
The electric cast also includes Ashley Cousins, Emma Swan, Isabel Ford, Jake Lomas, Nia Tilley, and Oliver Britten.
The colorful, dynamic set design and period-accurate costumes (Jackie Trousdale) brought historical periods to life in a vibrant, imaginative way. Lighting (Jason Tyler) and sound effects (Tom Lisham)—particularly during the time-travel sequences—added an extra layer of magic, with some stunning moments showcasing the beauty of the Alexandra Palace Theatre itself.
While the cast shines throughout, the production doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s part of its charm. The musical numbers (Matthew Scott), though simple, had the audience clapping and singing along. Rae Piper and Paul Chantry’s choreography brings the songs to life.
For families seeking something beyond the traditional Christmas panto, Horrible Christmas delivers the perfect mix of entertainment and education. Kids will come away with fun historical tidbits, while parents will appreciate the nostalgic charm and clever humor. The production is sure to be a hit with any nostalgic Horrible Histories fans.
So, whether you’re an avid Horrible Histories fan or just looking for a Christmassy day out, Horrible Christmas at Alexandra Palace Theatre is a laugh-filled, family-friendly triumph. The only caveat is that it is more geared toward younger audiences and families, so maybe consider how dedicated a Horrible Histories fan you are before taking your seat.
Photo: Lloyd Winters
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